SEX AT SIXI remember well — at the age of six —
I began a plan to enjoy some tricks.
Our apartment faced a courtyard supreme;
Our neighbors supplied every voyeur’s dream.
They never pulled down their available blinds;
I never had seen so many behinds!
But best of all worlds, the best thrills of all,
Were the boobs displayed — at my beck and call.
For my mind so young, it was ecstasy
With no price to pay — just sheer sex to see!
I wanted to taste these fruits so rare —
Forget your apples — I wanted a pair!
THE BRONX ZOO (THE YEAR 1930)It was thrilling to hear my Dad say
“We’re going to the Bronx Zoo today.”
So off we went, my two brothers and I,
To the zoo, which nobody can deny
Was supposed to be the country’s best
(By anybody’s-- anybody’s--test).
Into the elephant house to see their hulk,
We viewed the monsters, with all their bulk.
And suddenly, one mammoth lifted his trunk
And into a corner he made a dunk.
He lifted his waste and in one swift maneuver
Maybe he thought he saw President Hoover.
He threw his waste right through the bar
And, lo and behold, it struck my Pa!
Excerpts from "Thoughts Political" section
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